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·         A cat never comes home drunk after being out all night with friends.

·         You can't put a bell around your man's neck and always know exactly where he is.

·         You can stroke a cat without automatically being expected to have sex.

·         When a cat comes in at midnight it doesn't wake you up by smashing into the furniture.

·         Cats never pretend they know how to fix what's broken.

·         Your cat doesn't care what size your boobs are.

·         Cats will love you even when you have bad hair days.

·         Cats love rubbing up to your legs no matter how much cellulite you have.

·         Men can't be neutered if they stray.

·         It's okay if your cat rubs up against the guests in your home.

·         You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.

·         A cat is never late for dinner.

·         Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!

·         You'll never get a call from your cat's ex.

·         Your cat will never leave you for a younger women.

·         A cat can't fake loving you.

·         Cats actually think with their heads.

·         Cata can fend for themselves.

·         When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.