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Q: Why is a thirsty cat like a track runner?

A: He keeps going back for one more lap.

Q: Why do cats make terrible story tellers?

A: They only have one tail.

Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?

A: They never cry over spilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

A: Puss in boots.

Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

A: C-A-T

Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?

A: Shredded tweet

 

Reference: http://www.facts-about-cats.com

Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A: A catastrophe!

Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?

A: Chairman Miaow!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A: A cat-a-logue!

Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

A: An octopuss!

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Q: When the cat's away.....?

A: The house smells better!

Q: Why was the cat so small?

A: Because it only ate condensed milk!

Q: Why did the cat cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off!

 

Reference: http://www.familiesonlinemagazine.com

Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

A: He has cat-arrh!

Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A: A spelling bee!

Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?

A: They never cry over spilt milk!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

A: An animal that puts you out a night!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A: A stripey jumper!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A: A sourpuss!

Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

A: They both wear stripes!

 

Reference: http://www.ahajokes.com

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