Jean Burden
–“A dog is prose, a cat is a poem.”
Nan Porter
– “If cats could talk, they wouldn't.”
Colette
–“There are no ordinary cats”.
Jean Cocteau
–“I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little they become its
visible soul.”
Albert Schweitzer
– “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and
cats”.
Joseph Wood Krutch
– “Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
James Mason
– “Books and cats and fair-haired little girls make the best furnishing for
a room.”
Carl van Vechten
– “A cat is never vulgar.”
H. G. Frommer
– “The smart cat doesn't let on that he is.”
Alexandre Dumas
– “The cat, an aristocrat, merits
our esteem, while the dog is only a scurvy type who got his position by low
flatteries.”
Leonardo Da Vinci
– “The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”
Albert Einstein
– “(when asked to describe radio)
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in
New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And
radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them
there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”
Ann Taylor
– “Dogs eat. Cats dine.”
Lloyd Alexander
– “He [the cat] liked to peep into
the refrigerator and risk having his head shut in by the closing door. He also
climbed to the top of the stove, discontinuing the practice after he singed his
tail.”
Mark Twain
– “A home without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered
cat, may be a perfect home, perhaps; but how can it prove its title?”
Mark Twain
– “If animals could speak the dog
would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of
never saying a word too much.”
Mark Twain
– “If man could be crossed with the
cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
Mark Twain
– “If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified
reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again.”
Mark Twain
– “Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is
so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.”
Mark Twain
– “Of all God's creatures, there is
only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man
could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate
the cat.”
Mark Twain
– “One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a
cat only has nine lives.”
Mark Twain
– “The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be
learned in no other way”
Mark Twain
– “We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is
in it and stop there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid.
She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she
will never sit down on a cold one anymore”
Pablo Picasso
– “God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant
and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things”
Pablo Picasso
– “I want to create a cat like the real cats I see crossing the streets,
not like those you see in houses. They have nothing in common. The cat of the
streets has bristling fur. It runs like a fiend, and if it looks at you, you
think it is going to jump in your face”
William Shakespeare
– “I could endure anything before but a cat, and now he's a cat to me.”
William Shakespeare
– “I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream”
William Shakespeare
– “The cat, with eyes of burning coal, Now Couches 'fore the mouse's hole”
Winston Churchill
– “I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as
equals”
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